My girlfriend talks in her sleep so loud that it wakes me up at night. The other night she sat up so fast that it scared me and she started snapping her fingers. It was hilarious.

 

I answer the phone while I'm still sleeping, I've had many conversations, and remembered none of it.. I hear, they can be hysterical, or just the stupidest shit you've ever heard. I guess it depends on what I'm dreaming about.

Also, once when I was younger, I called into work and told them I'd be late for work becuase I was in Nebraska. When I showed up, on time, they all stared at me like I was nuts.

Now, I'm told I just mumble, or say a word or two.

 

Damn dude, make sure there are no knives or sissors near her when she does that.

Warren

 

Ohhhh...that would have been soooo funny!

Warren

 

i dated this guy when i was 17 and he was 22 (i know, i'm jailbait) and he was always talking in his sleep and this one time he rolls over and says "don't tell my friends you're 17... oh my god, you're SEVENTEEN." he didn't remember saying it when i asked him about it the next day and the weird thing was all his friends were already well aware that i was 17, i think it was just inside guilt. needless to say that relationship didn't last long...

do you know if your friend likes his job? from experience, the only time i ever dream about work related stuff is if it's been stressful at work. i had this job i hated and i dreamt about the computer program we used every night. it was horrible...

 

Maybe she was listening to Lil' John's "Snap Yo FANGERS" in her sleep. Hahahahahahaha

 

Ive been told I yell at people in my sleep... My last episode involved a truck, that I guess I was pretty mad at................


I have a similar story to the snapping fingers one ....

My GF was staying over and I guess I was snoring pretty bad, and when she tried to wake me up I guess I leaned up on my elbows, gave her the double guns (like a cheesy salesman), and said "you guys", and then went back to sleep.... lol

 

He LOVES his job. He says he deals with stupid people everyday but other wise its the easiest job hes ever had. He gets 100%'s on his Quality Assurance and has done call centers for years. He enjoys doing his job so much he does it in his sleep? hmm...

as for your b/f...yeah that seemed like inside guilt..that could have been like an insult to alot of girls and would have kinda made them mad/depressed. Thats only 4 years...I was 17 and dating a 23 year old once. I didnt see a problem with it. But alot of people do. But you do whatever makes you happy. Kinda good that it ended..wouldn't want someone thats not happy with it.

 

thats awesome

 

i'm told that i mumble lottery numbers in my sleep... i never won anything more than $11 tho... i tend to be asleep when i'm mumbling, so i cant exactly list down the numbers... damn california lottery... i'll win someday!
on a side note, i asked my psych teacher about doing stuff in your sleep, and if memory serves me, she told me that its because your brain fails to disconnect the part where you act out in response to the environment... i dont know if that makes sense but i think it means since the brain doesnt know your asleep you act out what you dream because you think its reality.
sleeping is scary.