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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 04:02 AM
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Default Things That Make Ya Go Hmmm...

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

5. Why is a boxing ring square?

6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Microsoft Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?

20. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

21. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

22.Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 08:54 AM
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Hmmmmmm














Sorry, somebody had to do it.
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 09:03 AM
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hmmmmmm......

very interesting.
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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hmmmm 17&18 are the only ones that make me go hmmm. i could answer the rest for you
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 02:25 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 02:45 PM
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12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Gotta love that one
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 02:58 PM
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Why's the needle cleaned with antiseptic before lethal injection?
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Old Mar 2, 2002 | 03:05 PM
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some of those are quite interesting.
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