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thought this was pretty funny!

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Old Sep 21, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
an EFFing goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the Effing book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

i though that was pretty funny...
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Old Sep 21, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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From: Luke AFB, AZ
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You might want to include - NSFW
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