thought this was pretty funny!
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
an EFFing goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the Effing book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
i though that was pretty funny...
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
an EFFing goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the Effing book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
i though that was pretty funny...
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