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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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How come at the office, the toilet seat has a split in front while the home ones dont'? I realize that the office one does so that guys and their bongos don't touch the seat. I think it would be nice if they made the office split ones for home?
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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Um, just buy a toilet with a split seat? Last time I checked you didn't need a special permit to buy an "office" toilet!
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 03:05 PM
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great thread.
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 03:54 PM
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Hmm, maybe at home we don't let others sit on our throne but at work you never know who sat there last?
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Oct 24 2006, 03:05 PM
great thread.


i love this forum.
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 04:39 PM
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That split is so your wang doesn't touch the seat??

I always thought it was to minimize the initial dribble on the seat.

I tuck and roll before sitting, so I've never worried about the unit touching anything
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 05:08 PM
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My home seat sucks. It's so thin, my wang touches the bowl if I don't sit just right. But when I flush, big surprise, brrrrrrr!
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 05:15 PM
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It's funny you brought it up. I went to one of two local Cuban restaurants here in Lafayette, LA, and noticed that they'd cut a slit in a residential style seat. $8.00 on a new seat, or...
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Old Oct 24, 2006 | 05:22 PM
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This thread reminds me, I have to throw a brick or something in my tank.. some mornings when the boys are hangin low and the water is a little high, they decide to take a dip.. there is no ranker feeling then that.
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