Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
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Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
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The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
14> Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
13> Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
12> A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
11> Because You're Sober
10> Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
9> Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
8> You have to fill your bladder with something.
7> Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany
When It's Angry.
6> We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
5> Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
4> It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
3> Easier to Spell than Whiskey
2> The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
1> Beer: It's how you got here.
The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
14> Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
13> Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
12> A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
11> Because You're Sober
10> Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
9> Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
8> You have to fill your bladder with something.
7> Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany
When It's Angry.
6> We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
5> Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
4> It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
3> Easier to Spell than Whiskey
2> The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
1> Beer: It's how you got here.
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