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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 03:15 AM
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Are our oars oak?

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

A cheap ship trip.

Ed had edited it.

Fat frogs flying past fast.

A fat thrush flies through thick fog.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Freshly fried flying fish,

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Irish wristwatch.

Knapsack straps.

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Please pay promptly.

Preshrunk silk shirts.

A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

She slits sheets.

Selfish shellfish.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

Inexplicably mimicking him hiccupping.

Sixish. Sixish. Sixish.

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Strange strategic statistics.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.

A truly rural frugal ruler's mural.

Unique New York

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.


A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor:
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 04:22 AM
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I have a hard enough time just reading some of them not to mention trying to say them.
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 07:19 AM
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Say "wet rock" ten times as fast as you can. it is nearly impossible to make it to 5

Try "Wire Wheel Rims"
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 07:21 AM
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the tree toad one rocked!!!
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by PrimoGen,Apr 7 2007, 10:21 AM
the tree toad one rocked!!!
I agree, thats the best. I can only say wet rock about 3 times till it gets messed up
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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"One smart fella, he felt smart, two smart fellas, they both felt smart!"


(Try doing it without reading it!)
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 05:15 AM
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Unique New York...say this three times quickly.
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 06:39 AM
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Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb

(for any AD fans)
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 08:25 AM
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damn wet rock is hard to say 10 times haha
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