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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Project22a,Sep 8 2006, 05:29 PM
Punch her in the throat.


To the OP, this probably wouldn't work though.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Sep 8 2006, 01:21 PM
We need C-Unit's reply to this one.... that dirty little $#@@*!!!!

and maybe a few more pictures of her ass...
what did i miss?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by meth,Sep 8 2006, 04:59 PM
what did i miss?


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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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Scot I don't care for commenting on girls on the internet, but that IS a nice picture.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Sep 8 2006, 02:37 PM


I would most definitely punch them in their throats.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 04:25 PM
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lol... you horny bastards.

and to answer the OP's question: it really depends on the type of girl you're with. is she adventurous or more reserved? does she like the slow/sensual/romantic sex or the rough/balls deep/hair pulling/ass smacking sex?

i prefer the second kind personally... but just to give you an idea of why you should be careful with this type of stuff: i dated this guy about a year ago and we had GREAT sex... i mean, AMAZING sex. soooo one night we're gettin' it on and he's puttin' it to me real rough like he normally does and i tell him to call me a "fvckin' slut"... among other things. he complies and i don't think twice about it. there was a few other times where we fvcked and i asked him to call me a slut after that...

a couple months later i'm reading through his myspace profile for whatever reason and he lists one of this turn-offs as: "when girls ask you to call them a slut in bed." LOL... i was so embaressed. the retarded thing is he NEVER discussed it with me the entire time i was coercing him into verbally abusing me in the sack. what a pussy.

if the girl IS adventurous... just call her a whore, tell her you're gonna tear her pvssy up and how good it feels, ask her how much she loves your cock.... my favorite was this guy i dated would always say "yea, you know how to suck dick don't you?" or "yea, you know how to fvck real good..." i liked that. blah blah blah. it's not that hard. you should actually be thinking this stuff in your head anyway... so just say it outloud.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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Oh lord... ^^Floodgates = open...^^
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Sep 8 2006, 04:25 PM
lol... you horny bastards.

and to answer the OP's question: it really depends on the type of girl you're with. is she adventurous or more reserved? does she like the slow/sensual/romantic sex or the rough/balls deep/hair pulling/ass smacking sex?

i prefer the second kind personally... but just to give you an idea of why you should be careful with this type of stuff: i dated this guy about a year ago and we had GREAT sex... i mean, AMAZING sex. soooo one night we're gettin' it on and he's puttin' it to me real rough like he normally does and i tell him to call me a "fvckin' slut"... among other things. he complies and i don't think twice about it. there was a few other times where we fvcked and i asked him to call me a slut after that...

a couple months later i'm reading through his myspace profile for whatever reason and he lists one of this turn-offs as: "when girls ask you to call them a slut in bed." LOL... i was so embaressed. the retarded thing is he NEVER discussed it with me the entire time i was coercing him into verbally abusing me in the sack. what a pussy.

if the girl IS adventurous... just call her a whore, tell her you're gonna tear her pvssy up and how good it feels, ask her how much she loves your cock.... my favorite was this guy i dated would always say "yea, you know how to suck dick don't you?" or "yea, you know how to fvck real good..." i liked that. blah blah blah. it's not that hard. you should actually be thinking this stuff in your head anyway... so just say it outloud.
Best Post Ever.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Sep 8 2006, 02:37 PM




will u be my teh myspace friend?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Project22a,Sep 8 2006, 07:09 PM
I would most definitely punch them in their throats.
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