Off-topic, but these off-topic threads have been hilarious lately.

 

we only have this one picture.... maybe someone can photoshop it with a punch to the throat? and some hard POUNDING!

 

more pics of the girl in the black bikini!

 

I can't believe you need a "Talking Dirty for Dummies" tutorial. I guess you don't know how to fvuk them good so you just better send them to me. I'll make sure they're fvuked so good and hard, they can't walk the next day...maybe two days.

Warren

 

lol I just had to post this

 

just tell them "your not going to shit right for a week"

 

aww shucks guys... i'm totally flattered. i knew my dirty whore-ish mouth would reward me someday.

 

The term for this is "Hate ####ing". It is very effective and I have hate ####ed every girl I have ever dated. I've only had one chick complain when I tightened the handcuffs too tight and when she complained I told her to shut up. Needless to say she didn't call again, but she was weak anyways.

**C. Note** shut up and take the d*ck, you are a dirty little whore. Us guys love the adventurous ones. Don't be embarrased to let your true slutty persona roam free for years to cum.

**WarrenW** i'm sure you have delivered some p*ssy assaulting moves in your time. Since you look like Lorenzo Lamas, I'm sure you learned some good martial arts moves from the T.V. show "Renegade"

 

He probably superkicks them through a window or something

 

I couldnt stop laughing when I was editing that picture, LOL.