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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 05:49 PM
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[QUOTE=C_Unit,Sep 8 2006, 07:25 PM] just call her a whore, tell her you're gonna tear her pvssy up and how good it feels, ask her how much she loves your cock.... my favorite was this guy i dated would always say "yea, you know how to suck dick don't you?"
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Sep 8 2006, 08:25 PM
lol... you horny bastards.

and to answer the OP's question: it really depends on the type of girl you're with. is she adventurous or more reserved? does she like the slow/sensual/romantic sex or the rough/balls deep/hair pulling/ass smacking sex?

i prefer the second kind personally... but just to give you an idea of why you should be careful with this type of stuff: i dated this guy about a year ago and we had GREAT sex... i mean, AMAZING sex. soooo one night we're gettin' it on and he's puttin' it to me real rough like he normally does and i tell him to call me a "fvckin' slut"... among other things. he complies and i don't think twice about it. there was a few other times where we fvcked and i asked him to call me a slut after that...

a couple months later i'm reading through his myspace profile for whatever reason and he lists one of this turn-offs as: "when girls ask you to call them a slut in bed." LOL... i was so embaressed. the retarded thing is he NEVER discussed it with me the entire time i was coercing him into verbally abusing me in the sack. what a pussy.

if the girl IS adventurous... just call her a whore, tell her you're gonna tear her pvssy up and how good it feels, ask her how much she loves your cock.... my favorite was this guy i dated would always say "yea, you know how to suck dick don't you?" or "yea, you know how to fvck real good..." i liked that. blah blah blah. it's not that hard. you should actually be thinking this stuff in your head anyway... so just say it outloud.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Sep 8 2006, 07:25 PM
lol... you horny bastards.

and to answer the OP's question: it really depends on the type of girl you're with. is she adventurous or more reserved? does she like the slow/sensual/romantic sex or the rough/balls deep/hair pulling/ass smacking sex?

i prefer the second kind personally... but just to give you an idea of why you should be careful with this type of stuff: i dated this guy about a year ago and we had GREAT sex... i mean, AMAZING sex. soooo one night we're gettin' it on and he's puttin' it to me real rough like he normally does and i tell him to call me a "fvckin' slut"... among other things. he complies and i don't think twice about it. there was a few other times where we fvcked and i asked him to call me a slut after that...

a couple months later i'm reading through his myspace profile for whatever reason and he lists one of this turn-offs as: "when girls ask you to call them a slut in bed." LOL... i was so embaressed. the retarded thing is he NEVER discussed it with me the entire time i was coercing him into verbally abusing me in the sack. what a pussy.

if the girl IS adventurous... just call her a whore, tell her you're gonna tear her pvssy up and how good it feels, ask her how much she loves your cock.... my favorite was this guy i dated would always say "yea, you know how to suck dick don't you?" or "yea, you know how to fvck real good..." i liked that. blah blah blah. it's not that hard. you should actually be thinking this stuff in your head anyway... so just say it outloud.
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Sep 8 2006, 07:25 PM
lol... you horny bastards.

and to answer the OP's question: it really depends on the type of girl you're with. is she adventurous or more reserved? does she like the slow/sensual/romantic sex or the rough/balls deep/hair pulling/ass smacking sex?

i prefer the second kind personally... but just to give you an idea of why you should be careful with this type of stuff: i dated this guy about a year ago and we had GREAT sex... i mean, AMAZING sex. soooo one night we're gettin' it on and he's puttin' it to me real rough like he normally does and i tell him to call me a "fvckin' slut"... among other things. he complies and i don't think twice about it. there was a few other times where we fvcked and i asked him to call me a slut after that...

a couple months later i'm reading through his myspace profile for whatever reason and he lists one of this turn-offs as: "when girls ask you to call them a slut in bed." LOL... i was so embaressed. the retarded thing is he NEVER discussed it with me the entire time i was coercing him into verbally abusing me in the sack. what a pussy.

if the girl IS adventurous... just call her a whore, tell her you're gonna tear her pvssy up and how good it feels, ask her how much she loves your cock.... my favorite was this guy i dated would always say "yea, you know how to suck dick don't you?" or "yea, you know how to fvck real good..." i liked that. blah blah blah. it's not that hard. you should actually be thinking this stuff in your head anyway... so just say it outloud.
with everything she said, to the t girl!
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 08:01 AM
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c unit and ruby

why can't all women be as dirty as you 2

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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 11:21 AM
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dang!
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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Have you ever been to the UK C Unit?

Wanna?



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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by AquilaEagle,Sep 9 2006, 02:34 PM
Have you ever been to the UK C Unit?

Wanna?



ya, no shit.... i'll pay for the roundtrip ticket to Pennsylvania.....
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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this thread needs pics
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 12:40 PM
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I LOVE C UNIT!!!! and her friend too.

can i drink with y'all up in oregon. i gotta pay a visit to nike corporate one of these days anyway.
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