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tutorial on talkin dirty in bed wanted

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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 11:28 AM
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That's the girl that I just posted relationship advice to? WTF! How was I supposed to know?

I should've just said, "Forget about him!" Then grab her by the waist, throw her on my bed, and give her a dosage of her own advice.
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Sep 11 2006, 11:20 AM
aww shucks guys... i'm totally flattered. i knew my dirty whore-ish mouth would reward me someday.
i live in new mexico wanna come down?
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 12:51 PM
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loll

well you gotta be careful with some girls, if you get a bit too carried away, after the deed, you hav to answer 60 questions.

did u mean that?
is that wat u like
is that wat u think of me
are those the type of girls u wanna b with
why did u say that
ur an idiot
blah blah blah

some are just a bit conservative, and want to have the words reworded.
instead of i'm gona fvck u til ur sore, i want to be inside of u

than their's the other girls that really want you to say everything and anything and that's HOT, gets both of you going like crazy!

I've had both type of girls
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 04:26 PM
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 911,Sep 11 2006, 05:26 PM


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so that's what that looks like! now that is taking it literally.
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Old Sep 14, 2006 | 10:56 AM
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Every now and then my wife will talk dirty to me in bed. She will say things like "get off me, you fat muther####er!"
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Old Sep 14, 2006 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by tombrew,Sep 14 2006, 10:56 AM
Every now and then my wife will talk dirty to me in bed. She will say things like "get off me, you fat muther####er!"
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Old Sep 14, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by tombrew,Sep 14 2006, 10:56 AM
Every now and then my wife will talk dirty to me in bed. She will say things like "get off me, you fat muther####er!"
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Old Sep 14, 2006 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by tombrew,Sep 14 2006, 01:56 PM
Every now and then my wife will talk dirty to me in bed. She will say things like "get off me, you fat muther####er!"
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Old Sep 14, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by tombrew,Sep 14 2006, 10:56 AM
Every now and then my wife will talk dirty to me in bed. She will say things like "get off me, you fat muther####er!"
Time for one thing: Yokozuna.
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