how about these:
female (fe-mal-le)
vagina (va-geena)

 

Oranjelo and Yelagelo (twins)--orange jello and yellow jello

Nosmo king---no smoking

Shiterika (real name)

Phuk Noe---Real name

 

If the baby's ugly, what difference does it make what you name it?

Tim

 

I just heard these on the radio this morning

(These are real registered child names in California, so I hear....)

Urine (pronounced Yoo-Reen)

Manure (pronounced Man-yoo-ray)

And my personal favorite: Shithead (pronoundced Shi-thay-ed)



JonasM

 

And don't forget 'Lemonjello' (Le-MON-jello)

JonasM

 

Maybe this is only funny in the Pac-10, but:

Duk Phan (real name. I worked with the guy)

 

I agree with Tim.

 

Had a friend named Somchit. You guess how it was pronounced at school


"What's that smell??"
"That's Somchit!"

 

These are for real, a co worker named his kids:

Zsimo and Tallulabell or some sh*t like that....?!