A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.
"No, not at all." The woman replies.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he's emptied the entire bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh, that's all right." the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway."

 

Eewwwww!

 

mmmmm...penuts

 

You meant PEANUTS...

 

maybe not?

 

Crap! Pulled over by the spelling police again. What am I to do? I've already used my deferred adjudication.