Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run and they end up crashing the system
whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0.

PLEASE HELP!

Thanks,

A Troubled User


-----Response Message-----

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many
people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall or purge the program file from the system once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warning -
Alimony/Child Support."

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software conflicts. The best course of action is to enter
the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0
usually comes with several support programs such as Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5,
and Do Bills 4.2, however be VERY CAREFUL how you use these programs.

Improper use will cause the system to launch NAG 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and if the problem is especially troublesome,
Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to your operating system and
possibly hardware.

Best of Luck,

Tech Support

 

 

 

Good laugh and yet seemingly soooooo true

 

haha

 

LOL is this a computer person point of view

 

what a nerd

 

R,

Please make sure Neal sees this and FULLY understands it!

Thx.

 

ing scary.