Urinal Usage: "Leaners"
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I'm guessing that many leaners do it to help relax the muscle involved. But I'm not a leaner. Really.
Fook the leaners, how about the guys that need to step a little closer. No need for a puddle on the floor, right? Are they afraid some hidden jaws in the urinal are going to reach out and bite or what?
Fook the leaners, how about the guys that need to step a little closer. No need for a puddle on the floor, right? Are they afraid some hidden jaws in the urinal are going to reach out and bite or what?
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Originally Posted by Saki GT,Jan 9 2007, 04:26 PM
It gets worse when they just zip up and walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands - not even spraying water on them, that's just nasty.
And while we're on the subject, whats up with guys who go into a stall, lock it, and then piss? Do they have some massive deformity or what?
And while we're on the subject, whats up with guys who go into a stall, lock it, and then piss? Do they have some massive deformity or what?
Funniest "leaner" I saw was at some game, where it was one of those urinals that reaches all the way to the floor. There was a little kid standing almost INSIDE the urinal, with is pants on the floor, leaning forward with his hands on the wall of the urinal itself.
I was also once peeing next to a guy who did a very violent shake off. I'm surprised he didn't tear it off.
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Jan 9 2007, 05:06 PM
When they put their hand on the privacy shield, you should put your hand on top of theirs. They will never put their hand there again 
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I hadn't thought about the "morning wood" angle. I have a beer gut (well, I've actually had it long before I started drinking booze), and "modest" junk, but damn, I don't do "The Superman."
. . . anyway, thanks for the memo folks.
. . . uhh, feel free to keep it flowing. . . .
. . . anyway, thanks for the memo folks.
. . . uhh, feel free to keep it flowing. . . .
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Originally Posted by Saki GT,Jan 10 2007, 08:26 AM
It gets worse when they just zip up and walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands - not even spraying water on them, that's just nasty.
And while we're on the subject, whats up with guys who go into a stall, lock it, and then piss? Do they have some massive deformity or what?
And while we're on the subject, whats up with guys who go into a stall, lock it, and then piss? Do they have some massive deformity or what?
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Jan 9 2007, 02:06 PM
When they put their hand on the privacy shield, you should put your hand on top of theirs. They will never put their hand there again
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Originally Posted by Austblue,Jan 9 2007, 02:32 PM
My dick is cleaner than some nasty tap that someone's used after spraying themselves so if unless for some (drunken) reason I manage to get piss on my hands I follow the rule of 'touch nothing'.
2. There are usually more germs in your kitchen than there are in your bathroom. So, while I do my best to be clean and sanitary, I also don't panic if isn't optimal in the john.
