I don't think so

Besides, when there are 3 stalls and 2 guys, should they be using the ones on the outside?

 

Hysterical, I've just encountered my first leaner at my new job.. I have to admit, when I walk in there, I always look and think.. WTF is he doing over there???

He's the one arm up on the wall kinda guy.. I'm the one hand holding the wang, other holding my pants for backsplash safety kinda guy.

 

It's sort of a fat guy move.

BTW for you non hand washers, and I've seen you. No matter when you washed your junk, it's still dirty.

Don't believe me? Read this

SO WASH YOU FILTHY HANDS WITH SOAP AND WARM WATER. THE QUICK NON-SOAP, LITTLE SPRITZ YOU GIVE YOU HANDS DOES NOT MAKE THEM CLEAN.

WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS!

 

This clocks in at 9 minues. but may save your life:

http://z-studios.com/watch.php?film=12&stream=6

 

I have a bigger problem with grunters and groaners. WTF is that all about - so you really needed to piss, do you have to sound like you've just creamed in your pants, freak!

 

While we're on the topic of not washing hands, this morning I was in one of the stalls doing the duty and this guy speed-walks in, charges into the stall right next to me like a rhino (wtf? there's 5 other stalls NOT directly next to me), takes a HUGE LOUD FARTY crap, wipes ONCE, flushes, then speed-walks right back out of the bathroom! This all took about 30 seconds total.

I couldn't believe it. I'm glad I didn't see the guy's face, it's probably best to not know who that was.

I don't understand the lean either. Is peeing so taxing on your body that you need that extra arm to hold yourself up? I'm like mindcore - one hand on the junk, the other holding the pant wings back.

 

Exactly! The groaners are bad, but then there are the folks that will carry on a private conversation... with themselves... out loud.

You hear a semi-muted voice saying things like, "Ooooh. Yeah. Aaaaah, sh!t."

A guy at work was dropping a deuce a few weeks ago and I heard him talking to himself: "Rrrrrrrrrr..ah. Mmmmfff! F&ck! Rrrrrrrrr, c'mon. Aaaaah."

And don't get me started on urinal etiquette. If you step up right next to me and there are other, more distant urinals vacant, don't be surprised if I piss on your shoe.

BTW, one of my favorite scenes from Along Came Polly covers this topic. Alec Baldwin's character washes his hands BEFORE he pees, does the grunting and groaning, and then touches Ben Stiller's ears.. Hilarious.

 

what a great thread.

I bought a house from a "leaner" and asked why that big mark was up there as we went through the house....

I recently visited him at his new house (he is 84 years old) and used his restroom.... I laughed my ass off at the big hand print on the wall of the new place.

 

the guys that bother me are the ones who can't piss when there's someone next to them. there'll be a guy standing at the urinal with his zipper down already when i enter the bathroom, but in the entire time it takes me to piss, wash my hands, and leave, the mofo doesn't manage to excrete a single drop of piss because of the psychological block. now that shit is uncomfortable.

 

the behavior that I see in the bathroom and really gets me is the guys who unbuckle their belts and almost drop their pants to use the urinal

and its always these small chinese guys at work too (no offense to any of my chinese friends, its just what i noticed)......

do they not know how the fly works? or maybe they're wearing tighty whities?