Urine specimen vs. apple juice
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Urine specimen vs. apple juice
This is a true story. Former Dodger Jay Johnstone was asked to provide a urine sample for a team physical but filled the bottle with apple juice instead. When he handed it to the nurse, she commented "Oh, the color of that is not good." Whereupon Johnstone took it back from her and said "Well let's pass it back through and see if it gets better" and gulped the liquid down to, her horror.
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This reminds me of something very amusing that I witnessed last year.
My buddies and I were drinking at a bar when a "girl" friend came by to hangout with us. She excused herself to go use the bathroom ... meanwhile, my buddy takes the beer pitcher which was about 10% full and puts it under the table and takes a leak IN THE PITCHER. We were all apalled by this and at the same time we couldn't stop laughing our a$$es off. When he got done with it, the beer/piss combination looked like a Miller Genuine Draft brew ... except there was a lot more volume than before.
When the girl got back to our table, we told her that she could finish off the pitcher, since we had been drinking all night ... (haha) She proceeded to drink it ... saying that it kind of tasted warm .. but of course we countered with, "oh it's just been sitting awhile." Later, her friend tells her the "news" and she just can't believe it ... and gets EXTREMELY pissed off at my friend who did the "filling" of the pitcher. He denies it like no other and she says, "well if it really isn't piss, why don't you drink some of it than." So we watch as he takes a huge gulp of his own piss straight from the pitcher!!! Needless to say he proved his point and to this day, the girl still thinks she was drinking good ol' MGD and not nitrogenous waste.
I hope she's not lurking around the board!
My buddies and I were drinking at a bar when a "girl" friend came by to hangout with us. She excused herself to go use the bathroom ... meanwhile, my buddy takes the beer pitcher which was about 10% full and puts it under the table and takes a leak IN THE PITCHER. We were all apalled by this and at the same time we couldn't stop laughing our a$$es off. When he got done with it, the beer/piss combination looked like a Miller Genuine Draft brew ... except there was a lot more volume than before.
When the girl got back to our table, we told her that she could finish off the pitcher, since we had been drinking all night ... (haha) She proceeded to drink it ... saying that it kind of tasted warm .. but of course we countered with, "oh it's just been sitting awhile." Later, her friend tells her the "news" and she just can't believe it ... and gets EXTREMELY pissed off at my friend who did the "filling" of the pitcher. He denies it like no other and she says, "well if it really isn't piss, why don't you drink some of it than." So we watch as he takes a huge gulp of his own piss straight from the pitcher!!! Needless to say he proved his point and to this day, the girl still thinks she was drinking good ol' MGD and not nitrogenous waste.
I hope she's not lurking around the board!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Psicho54
[B]This reminds me of something very amusing that I witnessed last year.
My buddies and I were drinking at a bar when a "girl" friend came by to hangout with us.
[B]This reminds me of something very amusing that I witnessed last year.
My buddies and I were drinking at a bar when a "girl" friend came by to hangout with us.
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