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Old May 9, 2008 | 09:55 AM
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changing tires.. what the **** kind of chore is that.
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Old May 9, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,May 9 2008, 09:55 AM
changing tires.. what the **** kind of chore is that.
Well, considering they probably have an old school bus for the family, there's half a day's work. . .

. . . there was apparently ". . . cleaning up the garages." Something tells me Jim-Bob likes the cars.
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Old May 9, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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That reminds me of a joke:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Old May 9, 2008 | 01:56 PM
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^LOL

anyways, don't the vagina get LOOSE after so many births?
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Old May 9, 2008 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 9 2008, 01:02 PM
Well, considering they probably have an old school bus for the family, there's half a day's work. . .
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Old May 10, 2008 | 06:42 AM
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Old May 10, 2008 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by JettaGT,May 9 2008, 10:35 AM
all home schooled...jesus camp ftw
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Old May 10, 2008 | 12:26 PM
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i'm in awe
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