drinks girls like:

midori sour
midori
sour mix
add vodka since midori has very little alcohol

something whose name i dont know
1 part bailey's to 1 part coconut rum (malibu, parrot bay, etc.)

rum and coke
you know the ingredients

sunset on the beach or something like that
1 part vodka
1 part coconut rum
1 part amaretto
2 parts orange juice
shake with ice then pour into a glass and add a splash of grenadine

a martini i invented
2 parts vodka
1 part hypnotic
splash of peach shnapps
shake with ice and pour into a martini glass

girls typically also like margaritas, strawberry daiqaris and jello shots

good luck

 

you could try fuzzy navals. peach juice and peach schnapps. that's a creeper

 

Mountain Dew with Skyy Melon Vodka. Tastes like melon mountain dew. You can make it really strong and it still goes down easy. Sweet, but good.

 

Also try a Bullfrog. Mountain Dew + Everclear = crazy delicious.

 

There is no real booze in this drink. F- -

And now, Unkie Trunkie's drink recipes

Apple Pie (not the shot)
2 bottles of Martinelli's juice
2 bottles of Martinelli's cider
10 cinnamon sticks in a bundle
1 cup of sugar
1 Fifth of Everclear (151 will work in a pinch)

Mix all the juice and cider together into a pot. Bring to a rolling boil and let boil for 5-10 minutes. Turn heat immediately off. Once juice has stopped steaming, add sugar, Everclear and cinnamon stick bundle. Throw into fridge and let sit overnight. Next day= tastes like apple pie filling, but will leave you pretty stinko (remember, you boiled the water off the juice and cider ).

Slacker Sangria in a Can
Assloads of fruit, chopped (peeled if necessary)
Assloads of booze
Most of an assload of Charles Shaw Cabernet and Merlot
3-4 2L bottles of Generic Lemon-Lime Soda
1 new garbage can

Mix the shit in a clean garbage can. Taste as you go. Enjoy. Serves ?!?!?!?.

Ski-Team/Band-Camp Punch
1 fifth of Vodka (Britta-Filtered Smirnoff is good for this, otherwise, double-filter the store-brand stuff)
Hawaiian Punch Concentrate

Mix the two together. It's best to let it steep for a bit.

Matthes Death March
(I first saw this one at bar owned by a Mr. Matthes)
Vodka
Crystal Light Lemonade to taste
Digital Camera
Digital Printing station
One mug
Ice

Fill mug with Ice. Pour vodka and Crystal Light mix in. Be sure that Vodka is well-masked. Serve to unsuspecting drinker on their 21st birthday. Follow them around with the camera. Post pictures of person puking.

I'll edit this post if I think of more from way-back-when.

 

damn this is making me thirsty


id go with vodka, maybe even an overproof one

theres this 160 proof vodka called devils springs

it seems like it would work well in an application like this

 

why do you need to get her drunk? trying to PIIHB??? hahaha...

whenever i was really drunk my ex-boyfriend would always be like "can we try anal now?!" never happened.

 

midori sour = MY DRINK.

 

damn got caught!! hahhaha jk. well i really like drinking i usually just sip on cognac or rum/coke most of the times but my girl only drinks when she goes clubbing. i just wanna try something like watermelon and vodka and she won't know til she gets real drunk!!! that's my plan! then ask for anal or shit if she passes out then i will let her know not to pass out next time.

 

Back in the 70's we used to use whatever alcohol we had on hand for spiking watermelons, rum and vodka worked best though.