the club ouch that would hurt if you got smacked!!

 

The Club can do major damage against a person. I know from experience.

 

What you need is a 'lil frien!!



Do you think you could mout that where the windscreen is?

 

A Kershaw "Assisted Opening" Knife is always a handy friend, just as quick as a switch blade, however no spring so its not illegal.....

I got a Ken Onion Leek.

Great knife...

 

TRUNK MONKEY!!

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/

 

1. If you could actually get a Trunk Monkey, that would be ideal.
2. Tell your assailants, "You don't want none of this, biatch. I'm packing my two guns." Then flex hardcore, and say, "can you handle these two guns, bitch?"
3. Always ride with a big friend.
4. I keep a small knife in the secret compartment, mostly for utility. Could be used in self defense, but would be damn messy. In this day and age, I'd hate to bring a knife to a gunfight, though.
5. That Springfield Armory .40 cal XD looks pretty badass, but probably retails for ~$500. . . not part of a student-friendly budget. Probably enough stopping power to keep a-holes at bay.
6. Tazer? Cattle prod?
7. Katana. I think someone would shit themselves if you jumped out of a car with a sword. The police may not like you driving around with one, though.

As for me, luckily I'm a total badass and people don't f' with me. Ever. They take one look at my Brooks Brothers suit and say to themselves, "I'm not messing with that guy, his laptop looks like it's taken a beating. . . and he probably doled it out."

 

how about just use that 2700 lb 240 hp as a weapon? just point and shoot hehe