So last nite, had this chick over, we went out drank, came back drank.. took care of business.

and this ****ing morning i wake up

DRENCHED IN HER ****IN PISSSSSSSS


WTFFFF

so i took a shower, i come out she is taking my sheets off crying and embarrassed. and im just telling her its ok its ok


just thought i'd share this EPIC story.

-Marc

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

You'd need to replace the whole mattress because I'm sure it soaked into the mattress and you wouldn't wanna lie in a bed of piss.

 

There is nothing worse than the smell of dried piss!

 

DID YOU graduate from sc?

I did 03

 

I knew a guy and girl (separately) that had a similar situation.

He pissed in her bed. He never told me that, but she did. I had to pretend I didn't know.

 

HAHAHA!! this is too funny. epic story..

this reminds me of man vs. wild when bear is in the sahara and the first thing he does is piss on his tshirt and wrap it around his HEAD. LOL...

oh, and go bruins!

 

Seen it with chicks more than once. Piss is sterile, the va jay jay is significantly more nasty.

Clean the sheets.

 

Well, it may not be her fault. Let me relate a story of mine from when I was about 21 or so.

My Aunt cooked dinner and she used Accent in the recipe instead of salt. Well, Accent is 100% MSG and I'm allergic to MSG, however I didn't know that at the time. All was fine until the next morning when I realized that I wet the bed.

Here I was, 21 years old, a grown man and I wet the bed, talk about embarrassing. That hasn't happened since I was maybe 6 or so. It never happened since and I didn't find out til a few years later that it was caused by MSG when I ate at a Korean restaurant that used MSG. I had the same sick feeling but this time I was able to keep my bladder under control. It wasn't til that incident that I was able to connect the dots.

Since then, whenever I go to just about any restaurant, Asian or not, I ask if they use MSG and if they do I leave. I don't need to go through that again.

Something to consider.

 

my friends ex pisses the bed when she's loaded and she gets loaded alot....I guess it's all the Absolut vodka she puts down.....sucks to be her fiance