WET THE BED.
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
A friends brother used to wet the bed every time he got drunk.
One night he met some girl at a bar, wnet back to her place and did the deed and woke up at about six and he had drenched her back and puked in her hair but she was still passed out so he left hoping to never bump into her again. About four months later a girl comes up to him who is just furious and yells "YOU OWE ME FOR THE CLEANING BILL!" He did not know what to do so he took out his wallet and gave her all of his money.
He had a steady girlfriend for a few years after that. We went out for his birthday and we all crashed at his place. In the morning his girlfriend gets up and is walking to the bathroom soaked. "Oh my god, did Craig pee on you?", I asked. "I am used to it." she said.
One night he met some girl at a bar, wnet back to her place and did the deed and woke up at about six and he had drenched her back and puked in her hair but she was still passed out so he left hoping to never bump into her again. About four months later a girl comes up to him who is just furious and yells "YOU OWE ME FOR THE CLEANING BILL!" He did not know what to do so he took out his wallet and gave her all of his money.
He had a steady girlfriend for a few years after that. We went out for his birthday and we all crashed at his place. In the morning his girlfriend gets up and is walking to the bathroom soaked. "Oh my god, did Craig pee on you?", I asked. "I am used to it." she said.
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From: Cincinnati, OH
Originally Posted by vader1,Jun 8 2009, 10:15 AM
In the morning his girlfriend gets up and is walking to the bathroom soaked. "Oh my god, did Craig pee on you?", I asked. "I am used to it." she said.
@ i'm used to itlucky guy.
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^^Hah.. not worth it.
I'll be washing my sheets tonight too.
Q: What starts with vtec9 driving 130+ mph in his S2K with two girls in the passenger seat wearing burger king crowns going at it hard core and ends with vtec9 being very tired and late for work?
A: laundry day.
I'll be washing my sheets tonight too.
Q: What starts with vtec9 driving 130+ mph in his S2K with two girls in the passenger seat wearing burger king crowns going at it hard core and ends with vtec9 being very tired and late for work?
A: laundry day.
FTL
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From: Hong Kong
Originally Posted by Yellow_S,Jun 7 2009, 04:38 PM
You'd need to replace the whole mattress because I'm sure it soaked into the mattress and you wouldn't wanna lie in a bed of piss.
I have one on my mattress ... ain't gonna risk my 1500USD mattress for that kinda crap man ...
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From: Andromeda
Originally Posted by combats2000,Jun 7 2009, 01:33 PM
So last nite, had this chick over, we went out drank, came back drank.. took care of business.
and this ****ing morning i wake up
DRENCHED IN HER ****IN PISSSSSSSS
WTFFFF
so i took a shower, i come out she is taking my sheets off crying and embarrassed. and im just telling her its ok its ok
just thought i'd share this EPIC story.
-Marc
and this ****ing morning i wake up
DRENCHED IN HER ****IN PISSSSSSSS
WTFFFF
so i took a shower, i come out she is taking my sheets off crying and embarrassed. and im just telling her its ok its ok
just thought i'd share this EPIC story.
-Marc
