I just attended a funeral for the first time in a while. There were hunderds of people and apparently the viewing was just as packed. Nothing but great things to say, stories to share, people will miss him, etc....

I was thinking about the 6-8 unbathed people who would attend my funeral, all wearing tribute "he was a jerk" shirts, and then not paying their rent to my estate....

anyway..... it was an eye opener to see such a nice outpouring of support and care. Hopefully 1 or 2 of you assholes will show up if my z06 self destructs at 185mph...???? can I paypal a few of you some $ in advance to show up?

 

Funny...some say you're morbid if you think about stuff like this...but it sure makes you wake up and figure out what kind of person you are. Seriously...if you're a jerk...doubt anyone will care enough to show, send flowers, etc. But it's always the ones we HATE to lose (and I know what you mean) that really makes it painful and really enlightens us too...all at the same time.

That being said, you can PayPal my email Scot. I'll show up.

 

you morbid son of a bitch!!!!!!

 

At my grandfather's funeral last year, which was actually the first funeral I have ever attended, there were a lot of people there, even though my grandfather didn't speak to most of them, broke ties with some of his siblings, etc. I thought that was pretty weird, but I guess they were just showing their respect to the passing of a relative.

 

what's that girl with the picture of her behind. All you need is her showing up at your funeral Scot. People will be saying "damn, that Scot, he was a playa"

 

Seriously, who cares about who shows up at your funeral? It's not like it matters at that point anyways...

 

ya... **** that shit!!!

 

I would show up Scot.















Just to make sure your ass is really dead.

 

Knowing Scot...he could be up to just getting some attention.

 

I wish to have my body burnt and all the ashes thrown in the sea!!! Screw funerals and it cost for you to DIE!!!??