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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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Thumbs up what would you ask jesus

i know this is sort of controversial, but i saw the question somewhere and its very thought provoking...so, assuming all is true, and if jesus were to come back to earth, what would you ask or tell him
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 08:04 PM
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Why are there retarded people. And I'm not talking people with only one arm or speech problems, I'm talking people who are as smart as a wallnut, yet thier parents never did wrong, and they never smoked or drank or lived by power lines or any of that. Tell me why.....


-you must not Jetta that I do not believe in the Christian god and therefore dont think Jesus is anyone special. But if he popped up in my living room well then I guess I am going to have to change my thinking and ask the man whats up with that?
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 08:21 PM
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if i meet HIM, first ill do is, thanking HIM for died on that cross.....
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 08:22 PM
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So... is there a heaven/hell?
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 08:38 PM
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I'd ask to see his hands...

Seriously though, I don't know, and it doesn't help that I'm not Christian.
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 09:06 PM
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i would ask him if he was an alien lifeform (a superior one), and i'd ask him if faster than light travel was possible in this universe/dimension.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mingster,Dec 1 2004, 12:06 AM
i would ask him if he was an alien lifeform (a superior one), and i'd ask him if faster than light travel was possible in this universe/dimension.
Are you a Trekkie Mingster?
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 08:58 AM
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I would ask Jesus what drugs I managed to take without knowing. Seeing as I'd be hallucinating about a 2000+ year old dead guy.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 09:01 AM
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I'd ask about how Jesus, as a black woman, felt about always being portrayed as a bearded white guy.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ninethreeeleven,Nov 30 2004, 09:04 PM
Why are there retarded people.
Partly for the same reason there are blond, red headed or albino people or tall people or short people, genetics. A simple alignment of genes in a particular fashion that just happens.
There are also people who develop retardation from accidents, unplanned or planned, like when the baby "falls" out of the second floor window and doesn't die.
Or as a result of disease or illness, such as epilepsy or extremely high fever which damages the brain.
Retardation just is. No greater or lesser meaning. Asking the "why" to this is like asking why some people are born into the Bush or Kennedy families and why others are born into poverty.



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