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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 09:53 AM
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if it were a reason of personal interest for him to be in my presence I would ask where I need to go in the future.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by 2_and,Dec 1 2004, 12:21 AM
if i meet HIM, first ill do is, thanking HIM for died on that cross.....
I would do the same....
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 10:02 AM
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of all the important places, why are you on an online forum?
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 10:11 PM
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I'd ask him to kill all the stupid christians who seem to be trying to take over our country. That is if I believed in jesus in the first place -- which I don't -- he is right up there with Santa Clause and the toothe fairy in my view.

Seriously, this jesus shit is out of hand. I'm all for stupid people buying into religion as we need an easy way to control the morons, but enough is enough when it comes to folks running the country.

In the past you could count on only the clueless idiots buying into religion, things have changed it seems -- or the politicians have realized that pretending to share some beliefs can be a big benefit. I don't see how anyone could be smart enough to run for and be elected president and actually be stupid enough to believe in christianity. Common sense and a few hours reading should be enough to convince anyone with half a brain that christianity (and every other religion) is a load of crap.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 10:34 PM
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why would u ask for more????? Crucified for all of us is already enough
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by STImachine,Dec 1 2004, 09:58 AM
I would ask Jesus what drugs I managed to take without knowing. Seeing as I'd be hallucinating about a 2000+ year old dead guy.
bahahahahahahaha

I' ask him if he'd like a drink before anything else. Jeez don't you people know how to treat guests in your house.
Old Dec 2, 2004 | 05:29 AM
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I ask him...... "why?"
Old Dec 2, 2004 | 05:35 AM
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Didn't you go to the same high school as Mohammed?
Old Dec 2, 2004 | 06:26 AM
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I'd ask him if I could setup an appointment to speak with God
Old Dec 2, 2004 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by steve c,Dec 2 2004, 02:11 AM
I'd ask him to kill all the stupid christians who seem to be trying to take over our country. That is if I believed in jesus in the first place -- which I don't -- he is right up there with Santa Clause and the toothe fairy in my view.

Seriously, this jesus shit is out of hand. I'm all for stupid people buying into religion as we need an easy way to control the morons, but enough is enough when it comes to folks running the country.

In the past you could count on only the clueless idiots buying into religion, things have changed it seems -- or the politicians have realized that pretending to share some beliefs can be a big benefit. I don't see how anyone could be smart enough to run for and be elected president and actually be stupid enough to believe in christianity. Common sense and a few hours reading should be enough to convince anyone with half a brain that christianity (and every other religion) is a load of crap.
I may not be as blunt as Steve, but



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