Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, and alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win- win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about these:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments?

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

 

I'm just going to go with the age old starship troopers theory, those that have say and are running this country, have never fought for it, don't know how precious it is, and haven't sacrificed or bled for it. The end.

 

8/10

 

You need to work BP into the above.

maybe route the oil into the moat, floof mexico with it so they can sell it back to us once it's cleaned and refined.

win win.