If this has always ended in success for you, you must be DAMN good looking. Maybe the people from your area are just really nice.

You need to get the girl to give u a genuine smile with a bit of giggle. It's simple really. You just have to be quick and analytical. Use something you observed about them to make a joke. Of course, if you're not up to it or can't think of a clever line/joke, don't even try. You'll end up looking like a dumbass and completely ruin your chances.

 

"Just LOOK at me, why WOULDN'T you want to bang me??" :wink:

 

Now THAT line is a keeper.


I was at a restaurant last night with a good-sized group of friends and was standing at our table near the bar. I moved backwards just an inch or two at one point and there was a girl behind me and our bums touched. Her bum felt nice. I turned around and said "Excuse me, I think you touched my bum." in an accusing manner and she said "Umm, actually I think YOU touched MINE" with a little smile. So I said, "Well either way, thanks. It was nice."

She giggled a little and grabbed her drink so I said "See you later" and she went over to a table and met up with her boyfriend

I'm not a pick-up artist by any means but little situations can turn in to things when you use a tiny bit of humor to let the womenses know you're playful. Everybody likes to have fun.

 

You: Wanna go for pizza and a phuck?

Her: No way!

You: I agree, let's skip the pizza.

 

all kinds of good information here....

 

 

You: Excuse me, what's the difference between jelly and jam?

Her: I dunno.

You: I can't jelly my dick down your throat.

 

^^wow thats corny but I cant stop laughing

 

 

Something that's always worked for me:
See a hottie, walk over and whisper in her ear, "tickle your ass with a feather".
If she grins or laughs, I know she's ready.
If she gets mad or upset, I make a big deal of clearing my throat, and I say "particularly nasty weather". That's smooths things out, and I walk away.


(actually I never tried it, but it's part of a favorite joke).