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Old May 29, 2008 | 03:20 AM
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a friend and I were talking, whom neither of us has great luck with women, about differing approach methods for women who are complete strangers. some of you on s2ki, on the other hand, claim to be greatly skilled so that it all comes naturally. let's hear some scenarios and game from the hot shots.

i'll start with what is destined to be the most popular by scot, raj and co.

girl eating lunch and reading a book
sit next to her
take out permanent marker
scribble "PIITB" on her forehead
DONE.
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Old May 29, 2008 | 03:32 AM
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On the internet, everyone claims to be highly skilled with wimminz
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Old May 29, 2008 | 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinigami,May 29 2008, 03:32 AM
On the internet, everyone claims to be highly skilled with wimminz
don't forget that everyone on the internet has a super model girlfriend too
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Old May 29, 2008 | 05:22 AM
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Simple...introduce yourself with an "excuse me I don't mean to disturb you..." get your point and intentions across quickly, do or say something to make her smile, ask for contact info...walk away...and when you speak don't stutter
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Old May 29, 2008 | 05:45 AM
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Lay guide to the rescue!!!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=the+lay+guide

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Old May 29, 2008 | 05:54 AM
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[QUOTE=dyhppy,May 29 2008, 06:20 AM] a friend and I were talking, whom neither of us has great luck with women, about differing approach methods for women who are complete strangers.
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Old May 29, 2008 | 05:56 AM
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it is much easier to talk to someone who is open to the conversation....

you are both in line to get food and you get the same thing.... joke around alittle...call her a stalker, etc..... laugh then you have an opening....

I would think you need a pretty good line to just plop next to someone reading a book and expect to get anywhere.....
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Old May 29, 2008 | 05:59 AM
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"excuse me.... do you have tickets????"

"tickets to what"

flexing "tickets to the gun show"....
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Old May 29, 2008 | 06:15 AM
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Try this pickup line:

"I would drag my balls across 20 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that last focked you"
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Old May 29, 2008 | 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinigami,May 29 2008, 06:32 AM
On the internet, everyone claims to be highly skilled with wimminz
Rule of thumb: Divide the # of women they claimed to have banged by 10.
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