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Originally Posted by Morris,May 29 2008, 01:04 PM
Something that's always worked for me:
See a hottie, walk over and whisper in her ear, "tickle your ass with a feather".
If she grins or laughs, I know she's ready.
If she gets mad or upset, I make a big deal of clearing my throat, and I say "particularly nasty weather". That's smooths things out, and I walk away.
(actually I never tried it, but it's part of a favorite joke).
See a hottie, walk over and whisper in her ear, "tickle your ass with a feather".
If she grins or laughs, I know she's ready.
If she gets mad or upset, I make a big deal of clearing my throat, and I say "particularly nasty weather". That's smooths things out, and I walk away.
(actually I never tried it, but it's part of a favorite joke).
Just ask William Hung.
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Online, I reel 'em in. 
That said, when it comes to random meetings/chance encounters, etc., I typically don't say anything. Just let 'em be. However, if, as others have said, you get them to smile, or giggle, or whatever. . . great. Just ask questions, get them talking. . . get them talking some more. Then, "Hey, would I be out of line if I asked for your number?" I've done that twice. . . but only got a call-back once.
Otherwise, meet friends of friends, etc. Feel it out, because they're checking you out too. Also, it NEVER hurts to walk into a situation and talk to everyone like you have just gotten a blowjob. If you're that relaxed, confident, and sexual, even if you're faking it, the girls will dig.
The easiest way to get a woman? Already have one (or fake it).
That said, when it comes to random meetings/chance encounters, etc., I typically don't say anything. Just let 'em be. However, if, as others have said, you get them to smile, or giggle, or whatever. . . great. Just ask questions, get them talking. . . get them talking some more. Then, "Hey, would I be out of line if I asked for your number?" I've done that twice. . . but only got a call-back once.
Otherwise, meet friends of friends, etc. Feel it out, because they're checking you out too. Also, it NEVER hurts to walk into a situation and talk to everyone like you have just gotten a blowjob. If you're that relaxed, confident, and sexual, even if you're faking it, the girls will dig.
The easiest way to get a woman? Already have one (or fake it).
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My approach: Crazy Man's Handcuffs.
(Actually, I don't bother: I've been happily married for almost 29 years.)
(Actually, I don't bother: I've been happily married for almost 29 years.)
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,May 29 2008, 06:34 AM
Rule of thumb: Divide the # of women they claimed to have banged by 10.
http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/2001_Am...ie_2_photo.html
"Rule of 3. Take the number of women that a man claims to have slept with and divide the number by three. For women, the operation is multiplication rather than division. "
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Originally Posted by Shinigami,May 29 2008, 02:22 PM
I thought it was closer to three, as per American Pie
http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/2001_Am...ie_2_photo.html
"Rule of 3. Take the number of women that a man claims to have slept with and divide the number by three. For women, the operation is multiplication rather than division. "
http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/2001_Am...ie_2_photo.html
"Rule of 3. Take the number of women that a man claims to have slept with and divide the number by three. For women, the operation is multiplication rather than division. "
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if you want a serious answer.
1. Confidence- you have to have your game on. When you are confident you produce phermones. Its real and true.
2. This is theory, but after getting ready to go out I'd do a few biceps curls. This also is based on nature. Bigger/stronger appearance (in this case pumped up biceps, or show muscles) do this. You also will produce some phermone doing this.
The keys are to be ahead of the game. You've struck early and subconsciously with those methods.
Then 1st impression. Eyecontact and when eyes meet keep eye contact and smile. If she smiles back you are in.
There's also type. Few guys are 'every girl's type.' so the key is to make yourself desireable. Strength, charm, wit go a long way.
Easiest line for a cold pickup is just to say "Hi, Im Dyhyppy."
I can think of more, but that's the starter. Back in the day I elevated this shit into an art.
Also you can PIIHB and then Dirty Sanchez her.
1. Confidence- you have to have your game on. When you are confident you produce phermones. Its real and true.
2. This is theory, but after getting ready to go out I'd do a few biceps curls. This also is based on nature. Bigger/stronger appearance (in this case pumped up biceps, or show muscles) do this. You also will produce some phermone doing this.
The keys are to be ahead of the game. You've struck early and subconsciously with those methods.
Then 1st impression. Eyecontact and when eyes meet keep eye contact and smile. If she smiles back you are in.
There's also type. Few guys are 'every girl's type.' so the key is to make yourself desireable. Strength, charm, wit go a long way.
Easiest line for a cold pickup is just to say "Hi, Im Dyhyppy."
I can think of more, but that's the starter. Back in the day I elevated this shit into an art.
Also you can PIIHB and then Dirty Sanchez her.
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,May 29 2008, 03:27 PM
Easiest line for a cold pickup is just to say "Hi, Im Dyhyppy."
I can think of more, but that's the starter.
I can think of more, but that's the starter.
holy shit...that is genius.....wonder if anyone else has ever tried that?
