get the lawyer! I would hate to pay your insurance.

 

Hehehehe... how come no one else has thought of this???

 

I've found that first impressions can make all the difference. Whenever I get pulled over I make sure I signal properly, pull over the right, and after braking as HARD as fookin' possible, roll the window down and when the officer sticks his/her head in the car, I just say, "What the FU*K do YOU want?"

You end up getting at least one free meal . . . but stay away from the bologna sandwiches if they're unusually salty.