Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
.................................................. ..
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Why did that dumb SOB bring a knife to a gun fight?
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
.................................................. ..
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
.................................................. ..
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Why did that dumb SOB bring a knife to a gun fight?
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
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My first thought when reading this was a short list of questions about the situation...in real life, BANG BANGBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG. 
That's right, I carry a 14-shooter.
That's right, I carry a 14-shooter.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Sep 28 2007, 03:44 PM
My first thought when reading this was a short list of questions about the situation...in real life, BANG BANGBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG.
That's right, I carry a 14-shooter.
That's right, I carry a 14-shooter.
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