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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 04:14 AM
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C'mon people, get with the program. Dirk only crashed cos he couldn't see Toni's head over the passenger seat of Brad's ride and automatically assumed it was in Brad's lap (no doubt giving him a 'head' start!). Brad, aka 'I don't have a nice car, nice chick or even a nice mum, then goes over to Dirk to do, as LUFT46 pointed out....his EMT thang, part of which no doubt includes a bit of 'mouth to mouth'. Brad gets carried away because it's the 1st time his lips have ever touched another human beings and Dirk thinks it's Toni kissing him and slips Brad the ...yes that's right.. the tongue. Toni disgusted at the site of Brad stealing her man, leaps into the S2000, still intact courtesy of that oh so solid X-FRAME, and drives str8 to my garage so I can take a better look at her 'bodywork' and do a bit of 'banging' where necessary.

THE END.

ps..Brad and Dirk get married and appear on the Amazing Race as the 2nd married gay couple. Brad wants the $1,000,000 to buy a personality and Bret wants it to buy Toni back from me!


Peace.

Note:..all ^^^^ this is send in humour. No offence (cept to Brad) whatsoever is intended.
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 06:14 AM
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Well.............................................. .......... what happened next?
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 06:17 AM
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http://www.comics.com/comics/luann/archive...31860031013.gif
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 06:22 AM
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Hey, do you think the windscreen made it through o.k.? I need one for the light up mod.
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 06:31 AM
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I'm just waiting for other car forums to latch onto this...they'll have fun.
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 06:35 AM
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Wow- totaled the S and fell to the ground and his shades are STILL ON!

Now that's cool...

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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 08:13 AM
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OH, COME ON!!!!! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THE WRITER ACTUALLY HAS THAT POS NOVE OUTCORNERING THE S!!

That's plain WRONG, man, just wrong...

I hope after Dirk comes to he looks up, sees Brad... and *POPS* him one for taking his chick AND wrecking his ride...
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 08:25 AM
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As I have found out autocrossing, there is a lot to be said for a better driver in a lower class car. JMO
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 08:52 AM
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I actually e-mailed Greg Evans, who draws "Luann." I just wanted to say hi and find out about his inspiration for including an S2000. He says his son's a big car fan. You can get his e-mail address from comics.com

You should bust on him for crashing Dirk's ride!
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 08:53 AM
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I can't believe dirk would hit the pole, just by chasing a old-omatic. he must really suck in driving...
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