Back in the day, you would be looked down upon and was considered an insult to shake someones hand, with your left hand. Because thats the hand you wipe with...
but is it?

 

at not wiping

 

I tried to wipe with my left hand when my right hand was injured in a cast. It wasn't pretty. It took about three days of practice before I could wipe with my left without stinking up my fingers.

 

butt washer ftw

 

bidet ftw!

 

exactly why i use my right...

 

https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=736307

 

i'm a righty, i also shake hands with my right hand

if you guys ever meet me at a meet remember that

 

Day-to-day = Left
After a night of PBR = both
After a night of food, wine, bourbon, rum, PBR, and a Torta for midnight snack = just walk into the shower and hose down

 

it's funny how 60% of us wipe with the right (and 100% shake with the right). when i used to smoke i'd purposely smoke lefty as i take my contacts out with my right and the chemicals would sting my eyes. i'm certainly not going to wipe lefty to shake your damn right hand though (i wonder what that says about my opinion of others)...