Yuppie in Kentucky -- Joke
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Yuppie in Kentucky -- Joke
A New York yuppie was transferred to Kentucky where be bought a new, high-powered European sports car. One Saturday afternoon he took one of his lovely female conquests for a ride in the rural Kentucky countryside. He sped through the farmland on country lanes and enjoyed downshifting and upshifting the powerful car as he maneuvered it through the small roads in the rolling hills.
On a narrow road, he came upon a wagon of hay being pulled by an old sway-backed mule moving at a slow speed. An elderly farmer dressed in sweaty overalls, boots, and a straw hat was seated in the wagon driving the mule. The yuppie in the sports car repeatedly blew his horn to make the mule go faster, but the mule's speed never changed. In a place where the rode widened, the yuppie dropped his car into a lower gear and accelerated around the hay wagon. The car's rear wheels slung gravel and dust all over the mule and the driver.
After passing the hay wagon, the yuppie quickly stopped his car and put it in reverse and backed up to the front of the mule. The yuppie opened his glove box and removed a .357 revolver and ordered the old man to step down from the wagon.
The yuppie explained that he was sick and tired of Kentucky slow drivers blocking the roads. He asked the old man if he could dance. The old man said he did not know how. The yuppie then told the old man he was going to teach him and commenced firing at the old man's feet and forcing him to "dance".
When the revolver was out of bullets, the yuppie told the old man the next time he hears a horn blowing, he better get out of the road or he might dance to a faster tune the next time. As the yuppie turned to go back to his sports car, the old grizzled farmer reached over into his wagon seat and pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun. He ordered the yuppie to turn around.
When the yuppie turned around, he found himself looking down the twin barrels of the shotgun.
The farmer asked: "Son, have you ever kissed a Kentucky mule in the a - - ?"
"No sir", said the yuppie, "but I have always wanted to"
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On a narrow road, he came upon a wagon of hay being pulled by an old sway-backed mule moving at a slow speed. An elderly farmer dressed in sweaty overalls, boots, and a straw hat was seated in the wagon driving the mule. The yuppie in the sports car repeatedly blew his horn to make the mule go faster, but the mule's speed never changed. In a place where the rode widened, the yuppie dropped his car into a lower gear and accelerated around the hay wagon. The car's rear wheels slung gravel and dust all over the mule and the driver.
After passing the hay wagon, the yuppie quickly stopped his car and put it in reverse and backed up to the front of the mule. The yuppie opened his glove box and removed a .357 revolver and ordered the old man to step down from the wagon.
The yuppie explained that he was sick and tired of Kentucky slow drivers blocking the roads. He asked the old man if he could dance. The old man said he did not know how. The yuppie then told the old man he was going to teach him and commenced firing at the old man's feet and forcing him to "dance".
When the revolver was out of bullets, the yuppie told the old man the next time he hears a horn blowing, he better get out of the road or he might dance to a faster tune the next time. As the yuppie turned to go back to his sports car, the old grizzled farmer reached over into his wagon seat and pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun. He ordered the yuppie to turn around.
When the yuppie turned around, he found himself looking down the twin barrels of the shotgun.
The farmer asked: "Son, have you ever kissed a Kentucky mule in the a - - ?"
"No sir", said the yuppie, "but I have always wanted to"
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From: Bumpass, VA
Oh, for God's sake folks......
Yuppie was just an empty threat against the farmer.
On the other hand, yuppie fully realized that the farmer would hold true with his double-barrel shotgun threat; and therefore, they yuppie basically says, "Whatever you say, you're the boss."
Locking this joke down for lame-O factor being apparently around a 10...sorry...
...Yuppie was just an empty threat against the farmer.
On the other hand, yuppie fully realized that the farmer would hold true with his double-barrel shotgun threat; and therefore, they yuppie basically says, "Whatever you say, you're the boss."
Locking this joke down for lame-O factor being apparently around a 10
...sorry...
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