Well after a week and a half the local dealership was able to locate a driver side interior door panel. Who knows, maybe it's the last one for the '03 MY, haha.

Short Story, Short, a valet service brook the door handle clean off so the entire door panel has to be replaced. $950 for parts and labor later the Valet company is probably like "Whaaaaaat the heeeeeck" but I'm sure they've had more expensive services to take care of...

So, I have a new door panel and surprisingly you can barely tell the difference in the new and 13 year old one - 303 is the shit!