I was pulling out very slowly out of my girl's apartments and i was entering a four lane highway. I saw an explorer in the right lane so i pulled into the left lane and excelerated very slowly. The explorer got next to me, and paced me for about 5 seconds then punched it, slowed down to pace me for a 2nd time, then punched it again. I was totally ignoring him, knowing it would be a waste of gas. our side of the road turns into one lane at a light, then goes back to 2 lanes. I ended up behind him at the light, and i was sitting waiting for the light to turn green, when this guy starts revving and throwing his hands out the window like "c'mon man, you want some."

i couldn't believe this guy, he wouldn't stop.

the light turns green and he starts off slow and waits for the road to get back to 4 lanes. once it turns into 4 lanes, he punches it with me still behind him. I was still in 1st gear since we were only going about 15mph. I punch it and go over into the left lane and once i hit about 70 i was about 2 cars ahead of him and got over in his lane and let off the gas (did not hit the brakes, i just let off). still not over... the explorer pulls in the left lane and flys by me, with his passenger hanging 3/4's out of the window, holding his hands like guns (like little kids do when they are having a pretend shooting match) and saying "bang, bang, bang, bang!!!"

i just started laughing and went on driving... i really did try my hardest not to do anything, but when someone just won't stop bugging you then sometimes you just can't resist.

 

Stupid assholes in those big SUVs! NICE KILL LOL!