Gearing Issues
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Originally Posted by harshfury,Aug 10 2006, 07:18 PM
Honda won't mind...I did a similar thing to my Z.
I lowered the 'floor' (that's the "un-rev anti-limiter" to complete idiots) to negative 9000 RPMs. Now torque hits a peak of 750 lb-ft at -1500RPM. Anyway, my cousin clocked me going six thousand miles an hour down a coldisac with a speed limit of 3...would have been 6,500 MPH...if not for that three headed (now two-headed) dog.
This 55 year old lady came up to me and said "bitchin' car" so I turned on my flux capacitor...went back 50 years and had relations with a young version of said old lady. Then I come back and realize that I had broken my engine mounts....all 37 of them.
So I took out the capacitor, threw it in my Nismo trash can, took the car down to the Nissan dealership and they had no clue.
what a bunch of idiots those guys are.
I lowered the 'floor' (that's the "un-rev anti-limiter" to complete idiots) to negative 9000 RPMs. Now torque hits a peak of 750 lb-ft at -1500RPM. Anyway, my cousin clocked me going six thousand miles an hour down a coldisac with a speed limit of 3...would have been 6,500 MPH...if not for that three headed (now two-headed) dog.
This 55 year old lady came up to me and said "bitchin' car" so I turned on my flux capacitor...went back 50 years and had relations with a young version of said old lady. Then I come back and realize that I had broken my engine mounts....all 37 of them.
So I took out the capacitor, threw it in my Nismo trash can, took the car down to the Nissan dealership and they had no clue.
what a bunch of idiots those guys are.
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Originally Posted by van_ali_s2k,Aug 11 2006, 12:20 PM
So your saying you had relations with a 5 year old girl?????
...and besides, that puts me at negative 25 years old, since my Dad was 24 when he had me, that makes my Dad negative 1 years old. That means I was sperm inside the nut sac of a sperm that was still three months away from meeting its egg.
So ask yourself now:
A sperm inside of a sperm...or a five year old girl, who's really the gross one?
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