I TOTALLY AGREE

 

Ok guys so here's the lowdown of what happened this last night... Here I am waiting around all day which seems forever until 5pm when I get the balls to call her to see what time we are going to the movie. All in this time I'm washing and waxing the S , got a haircut and got some classy pacific wear (the clothes I have now are the average T-shirt and jeans) I call her cell and she answers telling me that we are leaving around 9 and gave me directions to her apartment. During the conversation she added in that she went to the mall and got a new outfit along with the usual stop at victoria secret for some cute underwear. I asked her what kind she got and she replied "it's a secret" kind of a corny answer I thought. She told me I wouldn't miss out on her underwear collection whatever that meant. I call her again at 9pm and she sounded kind of drunk and I heard some background music and people talking so I'm thinking she's at a bar or something. She told me that her friends changed their mind about the movie because her friends boyfriend didn't want to go. She told me to get in my car and come by so she can show her friends that she bought a new car and the salesguy is going to drop it off. I was like "Oooook..." and she told me to calm down because there's not much she can get out of a car as she'd like. Hmmm... I'm thinking this girl is totally drunk maybe I should drop by and hang out and drink 1-2 beers. When I get there I find her flirting with some guy at one of the bartables and I was about to leave but then caught myself and rethought the situation. I go up to her table and tell her whats up and she immediately gets up and pounces up on me and gives me a hug. She introduces me to one of her longtime friends, "Eric". I didn't give two shits about who he was or which horse he rode in on so whatever. From what I could tell she was pretty tipsy but not too tipsy. Anyway, she asks me to bring her to her friend Michelle's house after we talk a little bit so we can hop in the jacuzzi over there. My heart started pounding and my body got all tightened up after the thought recycled through my mind. Its just that this is happening a lot faster than I'm used to but I'm not complaining b/c she's pretty damn hot anyway. On the way over there she was asking me if I had any tattoos and even got more in depth as to "what's the most I've ever done with a girl". She laughed at me and told me she wanted to show me a few new things. Holy shit, wow. She then started to tickle me in the S and tried t run me off the damn road. I had to grab her by her legs and put a little squeeze on em to get her to settle down. She couldn't get over the red leather inside the S and told me that $$$$$$ stars drive cars like these. She had some real nice legs too by the way. As we pull in the driveway I could tell the place was pretty dark so she runs up and knocks on the door and her friend answers the door and it looked like her friend was sleeping. After about 3 minutes she comes back and tells me to "let's go inside" and I'm like ok. As I'm walking up into the house I say hi to her friend Michelle who was hotter than Lacie (OMG) Dayum. Bleach blonde hair, a little shorter than lacie 5'6'' but smoking ass and boobs. She had a nice tan on her and she was wearing a white tank top that was high up so you could see her stomach. She was wearing boxer shorts but she wasn't coherent enough to notice when they slipped down a little to show her lacy black thong. I immediatly gained like 4 degrees body temp just by seeing that. She led us to the jacuzzi and turned it on and her friend went back to sleep as Lacie went into the bathroom to change. Damn! I forgot to bring something to wear into the jacuzzi!! mofkr! Lacie comes out with a pink 2-piece revealing her womanly features and I'm amazed by it and almost lost my footing and fell on my ass as I was taking off my shoes. I told her I didn't have anything to wear and she asked me why the F&*^ are you worried about it for get in naked then. I turned red and told her I would leave my boxers on. I don't know about you guys but I know wet boxers reveals a lot but wtf at that point testosterone took over and I just got in. We sat there for like 10 minutes talking about how she wants to get back to college and how she wants to stop driving her sister's kids around yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah... Just when the conversation got a little dry I asked her if she wanted a massage and she told me "no" because I wouldn't know how to give one... Great she's shutting me down already and I bet the alcohol is wearing off. She then told me that I wouldn't be able to give her one because there is a certain way she likes it. To show me this she started giving me one. This massage felt so damn good and then I started flirting with her re-capping on the victoria secret underwear, etc... When it was my turn she complimented me after a few minutes and grabbed my thigh and sat on my lap. At this point I'm sure all you guys know whats going on in my boxers... I started getting embarrassed and told her I wanted to get something to drink and she asked me why... "because I'm thirsty wasn't suffice enough of an answer" She told me to relax and continue massaging her back. So I'm sitting there getting hard under this girl and she doesn't give a ****... Wow. Just "wow" This is crazy. My heart is racing like I'm hittin 9k! She got up to answer her cell phone and I repositioned myself sneakily. Turns out it was her ex asking her whats up. This is happening at midnight BTW. After they bullshit she gets back in and starts complaining about him and shit. She is sitting next to me know and puts her head on my shoulder and started asking relationship questions. I won't get into that because I pulled it off great anyway. She then leans over and we start making out right there in the jacuzzi! Things get real hot fast after about 10 minutes and I'm pretty close to blowing my engine so I think about something real gross which helped out. She was biting my lip and neck and feeling on me and everything! I started getting nervous again and thinking about whats the inevitable here tonight. Just as I'm thinking this she tells me that she doesn't want to disappoint me but she has to wake up early tomorrow and babysit her sisters kids for a while as her sister goes shopping. Great, I'm thinking... We kiss for another 15 minutes before we get out. I get in my S with soaked boxers leaking through my pants. I drive her back to her apartment and try to follow her up the door. She claims she wouldn't get up tomorrow if I came up tonight and gave me a wink. She told me to call her tomorrow. She wanted me to give her driving lessons... I told her she would be an expert at driving a stick when I got done with her and she laughed and told me to go home and don't forget to call her tomorrow or she'll be pissed. So that was the end of that hot n heavy night. This weekend I'm sure going to try and get some pics of her to upload on the site. I'll have you guys another update by then. Maybe I'll get lucky too. BTW Tha_Don aint S@^# compared to me! At least I tell it how it really is.

 

Sooo.... she's a slut?

 

I wasn't around for Don's story, but I'll be damned if imma miss out on this.

 

Not to rain on your parade, but it sounds crazy man. As fun and exciting as it sounds, I would just be careful. It sounds like she is a major flirt, and you would hate to get attached to her and find out she is still having casual sex with her ex...(unless you just want to tap it anyway ). I mean what is he doing calling her at that hour, or even calling her period if he isn't still with her in some sort of way.
Sounds like she may be using you slightly. I just hope she didn't cut it somewhat short because he was at her home waiting for her (bootie call). Just watch it this weekend man, hope you don't get sloppy seconds

 

I know for a fact after you drop her off and went home you choke the chicken real good huh

 

Blue balls!

 

yup! you cant avoid getting blue balls! it sucks! the only way is to beat the living shit out of jr.

 

hahaha that girl had the ex waiting to hit that pussy back at her pad man.....juss watch out for scandelous bitches

 

I agree this is just like the Don Story...similar cheezy response on the phone "crazy girl driving a minivan"


i smell bs



also, what kind of responsible mother uses spray....in a minivan....with her kids in the car???