I know ya think we do house calls and all, but we ain't coming to this one. Take your own dog-gone bird out of your grill!

 

That's funny! Mister Fireman, please come save me! I like firemen, they are admireable.

 

I'm reporting you to PETA right now animal KILLER!


Sam

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rworne
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I hit a pigeon at the Rose Bowl a few years back.

 

I was just kidding.

 

i killed a bird once too.. it flew right into the windshield... i see the bird fly straight up.. and plop in the grass next to the road... stopped and went to look for it.. and see it with broken next and everything.. and it left a smug mark on my glass too...

 

YOU MONSTER!

 

I've had a couple of playful sparrows fly THROUGH the passenger compartment of my S2000 when I was stopped at a light. It's amazing when they chase each other. The leader will try anything to get the chasing bird to wipe out and crash into something.

 

Can you blame it? It's about to get RAPED!

 

Since when do doves have the right of way? Maybe a dog or cat, can be considered pedestrians, but no doves!