put the fake purge button right next to the hoochie button hooked to the alarm.... while yer at it.. you might just consider getting some high quality wav files of your fav exhaust sound and burning it to a cd or something...

 

baaahahahahaha!

 

You could I guess in theory setup nitrous to simple a shoot out of hoses to seem like a purge... but people would just race you and accuse you of using nitrous and still beating you.

If you're looking to impress people, get a decent turbo with a good blow off valve, and if possible lower the amount of noise from your exhaust pipe (several ways to do it). Couple cars in my area that have gone this route and turns a lot more heads than anyone with nitrous will.

Function before Form! Function before Form!

 

You can buy those fake blow off valves. And there is a subwoofer that looks like a bottle of NNNNAAAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZsss, but why go through all that trouble to buy all the fake stuff when you can just get stickers for next to nothing?