okay, so i'm on a little country road, and i move to pass this suburban. it had an exhaust and rims. i get in the other lane, and i see a huge puff of smoke from his tail pipe and he tries to not let me in. i of course get in w/ ease (thanx to VTEC), and then he starts tailing me. i had to go outrageously fast simply to keep him out of my rear bumper! it gets worse. he's behind me at a stoplight, and i see that he's talking on a cell phone! it is a bad day for humanity.

 

I had a lady in a Excursion on a cell phone yell at me for not pulling forward to the diesel pump in a Shell station, then back out into traffic without looking and get centerpunched by a truck.