eggshell.
some dumba$$ thought it would be funny to egg my car last night. the actual impact of the eggs damaged the paint finish all the way to the metal in addition to that the yolks left a residue on the paint which i haven't been able to take off. any ideas on removing the protein? as a final blow, there's yolk on the plastic rear window. hopefully at least, i might be able get the scratched rear window replaced. people like this should have their hands cut off.

 

There are some sad little wieners in this world.

The yolk might peel off once completely dry (like paint), but it is a sod to wash off even in the kitchen.

A far more fitting punishment would be to load one of those air-propelled tennis ball firers with eggs (Hard-boiled or off) and aim it at the culprit.

 

Sorry to hear about that Rico. Makes you wish you could have caught the guys in the act, huh? 

 

Something should certainly be cut off alright, but I would prefer something a little south of the hands!

 

Boy, doesn't that just make you want to get medieval on those freaks...try using a clay bar(Zaino or Mother's)...I used that to get dried tar off my wife's car...it worked great.

 

Haha I thought you were gonna suggest using a clay-bar to beat up those freaks...

Sorry to hear what happened ricosuave! I pray that it never happens to the rest of us.

 

Hows about 5 clay bars in a tube sock and 1 minute with each of them....