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Old Mar 29, 2010 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by AIm2kil,Mar 26 2010, 10:31 PM
So I just got out of a four year relationship and was wondering if any of you have any tips to get girls into our cars. After we accumulate enough responses maybe they will even sticky this thread hahaha.
First you gotta find the girl, then you have two options... Blunt head trauma or rohypnol.

If you go with head trauma, you need to find something solid without jagged edges and preferably with a handle. The longer the range and more leverage, the better. If you take this route, you're going to need to make sure they are along and YOU cannot be seen. Snap her in the back of the head with the object of your choosing, clean up any excess blood, and pull her out to your car. Voila, she's in your car.

If you decide that rohypnol is the better choice, you're going to have to get something into a drink of hers. This is going to be a little more risky, as you'll probably have to be in public to get the rohypnol in her drink. If you DO get the rohypnol into her drink, try to get her towards your car because when it kicks in it's gonna be very very difficult to get her to your car. Once it kicks in, just drop her in the car. Will be easier if the top is down.


Remember! ALWAYS cover your tracks!

Best regards and good luck,
Ookie


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Old Mar 30, 2010 | 04:37 AM
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Asking a girl if she wants a ride in your convertible on this nice sunny day is like asking a girl if she would like to go sailing with you on your boat. What girl is going to turn that down? If she turns you down because the wind will mess up her hair she's too high maintenance anyway.
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 10:28 AM
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If you're going to put her in the trunk make sure to remove the safety trunk release cable.
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 11:49 AM
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If there is a point where so much fail makes a thread hilarious to read... this thread has hit that point.
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 01:25 PM
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Old Mar 30, 2010 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ookielookie,Mar 29 2010, 09:39 PM
First you gotta find the girl, then you have two options... Blunt head trauma or rohypnol.

If you go with head trauma, you need to find something solid without jagged edges and preferably with a handle. The longer the range and more leverage, the better. If you take this route, you're going to need to make sure they are along and YOU cannot be seen. Snap her in the back of the head with the object of your choosing, clean up any excess blood, and pull her out to your car. Voila, she's in your car.

If you decide that rohypnol is the better choice, you're going to have to get something into a drink of hers. This is going to be a little more risky, as you'll probably have to be in public to get the rohypnol in her drink. If you DO get the rohypnol into her drink, try to get her towards your car because when it kicks in it's gonna be very very difficult to get her to your car. Once it kicks in, just drop her in the car. Will be easier if the top is down.


Remember! ALWAYS cover your tracks!

Best regards and good luck,
Ookie


I can't get in trouble for writing something like this, can I?
lol gotta watch out for you buddy!!
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 02:23 PM
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you guys have zero game. all you need to get ANY girl you want, and I mean ANY girl is this line:

"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JackS,Mar 27 2010, 04:31 AM
Girls also like money. Offer some money along with the ride.
So true, but with the car that we drive they'll assume we always have sum to spare.
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 03:32 PM
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if you need to use your car to get chicks, you're doing it wrong.

btw, chicks dont dig hondas. Beemers, Benz, and Bentlys is what makes the coochie go woo wooooo.
Old Mar 30, 2010 | 07:11 PM
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FUK BITCHES GET MONEY YO!!!

This thread delivers, keep them coming.



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