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Old Mar 31, 2010 | 01:43 AM
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No need for a nice car to pick up chicks... we all know that
Old Mar 31, 2010 | 06:35 AM
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haha!!!!

This is how it works all the time for me, but im practically married so i skip the portion where i take them home..

I have me SIG as my backround picture at school on my laptop. The girls always see it and say "OMG is that your car" Then next thing you know they want a ride and start talking to you.

gold diggers.
Old Mar 31, 2010 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ookielookie,Mar 29 2010, 06:39 PM
First you gotta find the girl, then you have two options... Blunt head trauma or rohypnol.

If you go with head trauma, you need to find something solid without jagged edges and preferably with a handle. The longer the range and more leverage, the better. If you take this route, you're going to need to make sure they are along and YOU cannot be seen. Snap her in the back of the head with the object of your choosing, clean up any excess blood, and pull her out to your car. Voila, she's in your car.

If you decide that rohypnol is the better choice, you're going to have to get something into a drink of hers. This is going to be a little more risky, as you'll probably have to be in public to get the rohypnol in her drink. If you DO get the rohypnol into her drink, try to get her towards your car because when it kicks in it's gonna be very very difficult to get her to your car. Once it kicks in, just drop her in the car. Will be easier if the top is down.


Remember! ALWAYS cover your tracks!

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Old Mar 31, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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The trunk is simply not large enough
Old Mar 31, 2010 | 03:47 PM
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Probably have a better chance at high school girls than anyone in college

(The seniors are usually 18 )
Old Mar 31, 2010 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by superchrgds2k,Mar 27 2010, 06:38 AM
...she asks "is this thing fast?" I WOT it, VTEC in all, she then grabs my right hand after shifting gears and shoves it up her mini skirt!!...
Old Mar 31, 2010 | 04:51 PM
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Old Mar 31, 2010 | 05:11 PM
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WORST THREAD EVA!
Old Mar 31, 2010 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark355,Mar 27 2010, 05:47 AM
Let's hope they don't because this is embarrassing as hell. Using your car to pick-up skirt is lame and any girl who wants you for your car is bad news.

This thread is a major
Exactly. And about girls loving convertibles, that's bullshit!!! Most girls I take for rides don't want the top down on a beautiful sunny day because they don't want to mess up their hair!
Old Apr 1, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ookielookie,Mar 29 2010, 06:39 PM
First you gotta find the girl, then you have two options... Blunt head trauma or rohypnol.

If you go with head trauma, you need to find something solid without jagged edges and preferably with a handle. The longer the range and more leverage, the better. If you take this route, you're going to need to make sure they are along and YOU cannot be seen. Snap her in the back of the head with the object of your choosing, clean up any excess blood, and pull her out to your car. Voila, she's in your car.

If you decide that rohypnol is the better choice, you're going to have to get something into a drink of hers. This is going to be a little more risky, as you'll probably have to be in public to get the rohypnol in her drink. If you DO get the rohypnol into her drink, try to get her towards your car because when it kicks in it's gonna be very very difficult to get her to your car. Once it kicks in, just drop her in the car. Will be easier if the top is down.


Remember! ALWAYS cover your tracks!

Best regards and good luck,
Ookie


I can't get in trouble for writing something like this, can I?
The FBI showed up at a kids house because his motto on Xbox said something about wanting to be a Columbine. Saying how he wanted to shoot up his school and stuff. So this post wouldn't surprise me if the cops showed up at your door



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