How to get girls with a S2000?
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Originally Posted by Vinsfeld,Mar 27 2010, 07:25 AM
Just walk into a bar, go up to a group of hot chicks, loudly exclaim "I HAVE AN S2000!", at this point one of the females, most likely the alpha female, will begin her mating dance to see if you are compatible. At this point you must either buy her a drink, which could be costly, or exclaim "i hav v-tac." The alpha female with the proceed to follow you asking questions that have no relevance to anything you actually care about. DO NOT tell her that. Answer those questions, and when you can no longer take the bombardment of irrelevant speak, you must ask her to go for a ride in your convertible. As you are walking out of the bar, make sure you comment that mustangs and camaros are slow. When you get outside she is practically yours. When she beholds the sight of your Honda S2000, she will be yours forever.
Trust me, 60% of the time, this works ALL the time.
Trust me, 60% of the time, this works ALL the time.
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From my experience the S has great luck "Pulling poon" when theirs already a girl in the car. Hopefully you see the Failure of having an S at this point.
On a Lucky Day Ill have a Petite chick in the car and pull a second petite so they stack right?
On a Lucky Day Ill have a Petite chick in the car and pull a second petite so they stack right?
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Originally Posted by SXYS2k,Mar 31 2010, 10:35 AM
haha!!!!
This is how it works all the time for me, but im practically married so i skip the portion where i take them home..
I have me SIG as my backround picture at school on my laptop. The girls always see it and say "OMG is that your car" Then next thing you know they want a ride and start talking to you.
gold diggers.
This is how it works all the time for me, but im practically married so i skip the portion where i take them home..
I have me SIG as my backround picture at school on my laptop. The girls always see it and say "OMG is that your car" Then next thing you know they want a ride and start talking to you.
gold diggers.
I'm pretty sure they breed gold diggers there. To be fair though, NorCal wasn't much better.
