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Jul 3, 2003 | 06:39 AM

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Lajster

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From: Wanna be in Philly-stuck in MD

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Originally posted by MsPerky
This came from a joke on the Joke of the Day thread I've been posting to (General Interest/Off-Topic). Seems relevant to this one!! LOL

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

But I'm sure the toaster that 4 is sending to all of us will not have this annoying feature...

And the punch line is

Jul 3, 2003 | 06:55 AM

#692

MsPerky

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From: Arlington, VA

Hmmm...guess this didn't come across as funny as I thought! It came from a long list of questions/complaints posted on the Joke thread. And since we've been having this discussion about toasters, I thought it fit! Maybe not...

Jul 3, 2003 | 07:11 AM

#693

Lajster

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From: Wanna be in Philly-stuck in MD

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Originally posted by MsPerky
Hmmm...guess this didn't come across as funny as I thought! It came from a long list of questions/complaints posted on the Joke thread. And since we've been having this discussion about toasters, I thought it fit! Maybe not....

Sorry, just kidding

I was trying to think of a good answer because if there's any way possible the toast will burn (Murphy's Law #202a).

No

intended!

I still think the best way to toast anything is to put it in the S2000K's cup holder (soggy but hot).

Jul 3, 2003 | 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by ralper
Tom

How many miles have you got now?

I just now went out to the lot to check: 403 miles. Tonight's drive to Galena is about 140 miles each way; while we could take the tollway we'll be taking secondary roads.

We probably won't be home till after midnight.

10:15AM Hazy sunny skies, some clouds, about 85 or so right now and quite humid. Going up to 92 today with a slight chance of t-storms later.

Tomorrow more of the same, but the weekend is supposed to be sunny and mid-80s with less humidity.

Tom

Jul 3, 2003 | 07:31 AM

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From: Wanna be in Philly-stuck in MD

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tomcatt
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Tonight's drive to Galena is about 140 miles each way; while we could take the tollway we'll be taking secondary roads.

Jul 3, 2003 | 10:05 AM

#696

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Quote:

Originally posted by MsPerky
This came from a joke on the Joke of the Day thread I've been posting to (General Interest/Off-Topic). Seems relevant to this one!! LOL

"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?"

But I'm sure the toaster that 4 is sending to all of us will not have this annoying feature...

Nice Attempt - & for that terrible joke...

The toaster I'll send you will have only one setting... Burnt Beyond all Belief!