I was driving out of my work's parking lot when I noticed this very fine young lady was checking me out (or it could have been my ride, but I think it was my buz hair cut and cool sunglasses...), so I punched it in 1st gear while the car was STILL COLD (I thought it was warm enough, after all, the secondary compressor turned itself off). LOL (it's funny now), the car revved to 6K RPM and the ECU suddenly cut off the fuel, I felt like I hit a brick wall straight on, my body accelerated forward, and my sunglasses flew out of my face and into the steering wheel. Can we say whiplash? Needless to say the blood that was flowing downwards towards a certain area endedup in my face. I believe I was red faced the rest of the way home.

Lesson learned: DON'T VTEC when the car is still cold!

 

Smmmmmmooooothhhhh....

I wish I had that on film...!



hehe

 

Dude, when chicks check out the car they always look to see if someone good looking is driving it. Some girls are like that. Those type of girls will only go for guys that have nice cars. So you can take some credit for the scam.

 

ROFL...Rich .. you are definitely 'the man' ... hehe Damn! .. this is the best post I've read all day.

 

ROFLMFAO.. You gotta respect honesty!
I had a friend pull up to a stop light on his Harley.. lookin' so cool for these chicks in a convertable. He forgot to put down his foot. So much for cool!

 

That is pretty embarassing.

 

Guess your wifes safe this time Rich

 

where exactly was the blood originally flowing?

great story!!! "i meant to do that" peewee herman.

 

What I want to know is why does this stuff happen only when a hot chick is watching? ugghh!

 

nice one buddy, well was she still looking at ya. Can you tell if it was a grin on her face?