FYI, the smoke screen does come out of the rear tow hook. (It's not really a tow hook)


I'm suprised they didn't show him how to operate the oil slick device

 

Thanks for this insightful thread. I have decided to buy an M3 instead.


By the way, which one do you think is better?

 

Dave, is there a particular digit for this that works better than the others? And if I pull on the thing that says lock, won't that lock the door? Shouldn't I pull on something that says unlock?

 

Should I buy an S? How much should I pay?

What oil should I use? What tires? What mods will give me good power?

What color is best?

 

Here's another one ...........................
Noticed lately all the threads popping up about "dropping clutches" and "bad smells" and rpm going up but the car going nowhere?

I have a little poem for you ....................

ODE TO THE LAUNCH

SPRING IS SPRUNG,
THE GRASS IS RIZZ.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT SMELL THAT IS?

I REV 'ER UP,
I DROP THE CLUTCH.
KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? ......... MUCH?

WHAT HAPPENED?
A CLUE, I HAVE NOT!
WHAT HAVE WE BEEN TELLING YOU, YA LITTLE SNOT?

BUT I CAN DRIVE,
I REALLY CAN.
GOTTA PROVE THAT I'M A MAN.

IT AIN'T ME.
DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
I'M A PRO, SO IT'S THE CAR!

SO HERE'S THE TRUTH -
THE HELL OF IT,
THE CAR'S GOT TO BE A P.O.S.

PLEASE, PLEASE,
TELL ME WHY.
WHEN MOM FINDS OUT, I'M GONNA DIE!

MY CLUTCH IS TOAST.
MY MONEY'S GONE.
TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG.

NEVERMIND!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY.
'CAUSE I WON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY.

SHUT YOUR FACE,
YOU POMPOUS ASS.
I AM FAST AND FURIASS!

 

i cant beleive you took the time to think of a poem

 

LOL!! I like #7 the most. Happened to me once when I first bought my car. I was cleaning my interior and hit the switch by accident. Later that day when I went out for a drive, the passenger window didn't want to roll down. I was like wtf?? I panicked a little but luckily found out the switch and my passenger window worked again.

As for the secret compartment, it took me 2 long months before I even knew I had one.

~Josh

 

Where is the glove box?

 

And more importantly does anyone know where I left my gloves?

 

I tried to open the glove box and a big white dusty bag jumped out at me, obviously a practical joke by the dealer, he was such a funny guy. But now i have to think how i can get him back.

See ya.

Chris.