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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 09:18 AM
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If a piece of lettuce is stuck in your teeth, and no one saw it, did it really happen?
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 10:14 AM
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Oh, I thought this was a Jack Handy discussion.

When the girl at the museum asked who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said "I like mayonnaise". She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she tried to find some mayonnaise for me.
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 10:32 AM
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Lower your expectations of what others "should" do. You won't be disappointed in mankind quite so often.
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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How about a deep quote?
Every man should have something to believe in. And I believe I'll have another drink.
W.C. Fields
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 11:28 AM
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 11:30 AM
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 11:55 AM
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Its better to have it and not need it, rather than need it and not have it.
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Originally Posted by Filthy Beast,Oct 15 2008, 12:55 PM
Its better to have it and not need it, rather than need it and not have it.
Unless you are on a ten-day backpacking trip.
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