It is a pity that, as one gradually gains experience, one loses one's youth.
Vincent Van Gogh

 

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

 

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Never wrestle with the pig. It will get you covered in mud and annoy the pig.

 

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Jack Handey