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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
-Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Steven Wright
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
-Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-Douglas Adams
-Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Steven Wright
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
-Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-Douglas Adams
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From: Marblehead
Awesome!! I can't compete, so I'll try something else.
If water was good for you, it wouldn't be so cheap. Plus, fish have sex in it. (My Father)
A hostess at a party once told Winston Churchill that he was drunk. He said that she was quite right. He then told her she was ugly, and followed with "Tomorrow morning, my lady, I will be sober, but you will still be ugly."
If water was good for you, it wouldn't be so cheap. Plus, fish have sex in it. (My Father)
A hostess at a party once told Winston Churchill that he was drunk. He said that she was quite right. He then told her she was ugly, and followed with "Tomorrow morning, my lady, I will be sober, but you will still be ugly."
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From: Kuna Idaho
Originally Posted by S1997,Oct 15 2008, 01:28 PM
When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.
Tommy Smothers
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From: Delaware, OH
Originally Posted by gomarlins3,Oct 17 2008, 09:03 PM
He and his brother were on Craig Ferguson the other night. They are still funny!!